What a coincidence
We read today about the secret taper, Kees Keiser. And his preposterous story about how he did it on the spur of the moment, and didn’t tell anyone about it.
Well according to the electoral roll/habitation index, Mr Keizer has a flatmate. A Mr Stephen Day. Now it is possible the roll is out of date, but this post is on the assumption it is accurate – and just before an election you expect it to be.
And what does Stephen do? He is employed by Ministerial Services and acts as a liaison between Labour and the Greens!! – officially on the issue of Buy NZ made. This means he is taxpayer funded through Ministerial Services yet works for Sue Bradford on behalf of the Labour-led Government.
Stephen appears to be a professional unionist, having worked for OUSA, NZEI, SFWU and Finsec before his latest job.
Now I am sure we will be told that Mr Day had no idea what his flatmate was up to. That he never even whispered a word to him, and that he spent all that time making audio recordings without being noticed.
I will let readers apply their own Tui test of credibility to this one.
UPDATE: I need to make a retraction. I got it wrong.
I described the relationship between the secret taper and the senior Labour/Greens Advisor as flatmates.
They are in fact brothers-in-law.
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November 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I’m buying shares in nosepegs with the rancid stench that labour is emitting these days.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
i expect nothing less.
can we charge this loser with something and send him back to his socialist paradise?
November 6th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
WHat a coincidence indeed – I’m manufacturing clothespegs to get through the slump – how many d’ya want?
November 6th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
God I hope TVNZ pick up on this.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha —–sides have now split.
“This election is about trust”.
Job in the SIS coming up Mr Farrar in your next re-incarnation perhaps?
[DPF: Checking out an electoral roll/habitation index and then doing a Google on a name is hardly top detective work. But hey who knows maybe that is all the SIS do!]
November 6th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
The public’s access to politicians in this country is exellent. In my experience when you are engaging with them they talk frankly and candidly.
What this edam munching, clog wearing twat has done is probably destroy a little part (but a great part) of our democracy.
In future MP’s will have to trot out party controlled and approved lines for fear of being secretly taped.
With the EFA and now this, politics in this country will become more and more sterile.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
They also have to hang around public toilets at odd hours checking for socialists “hanging out” with foreign agents so maybe it is not such a great job after all!
November 6th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
They leave briefcases with secret documents, a meat pie and a copy of playboy in trains near as we can tell.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Covert taping is certainly not the Kiwi way. It is a violation of our open society that is held dear across the political spectrum. Thankfully this sort of subterfuge is rare in NZ, as Kiwis have an innate & unspoken sense of what is right.
In fact the honest & upfront way in which Kiwis engage one another, is something we can show Mr Keiser, when he decides to front up.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
check out the shameless link-whore who just copies somebody else’s blog on his own (Yup – guilty) but worth reading:
http://monkeyswithtypewriter.blogspot.com/
November 6th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I smell the National Party research unit in action. Is it true you and Cameron worked on this issue with them? If not, why did Cameron claim that to the Herald?
November 6th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Keep on digging, no operative acts alone. It’s the handler that needs to be identified.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
What? Take the fahza away! Dutch hater! And now, it is time to say goodbye. Dr. Evil’s orders.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Would you like a schmoke and a pancake?…no…a bong and a belini?
November 6th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I’ve just remembered that only political parties have access to electronic electoral roll (which you’d need to do this kind of cross reference) and using it like this is illegal.
[DPF: You should go check out what a habitation index is, and also the whitepages]
November 6th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Day is also a GReen Party fundraising organiser
November 6th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Has anyone e-mailed Duncan Garner and other relevant journo’s with this stuff? It would make a great scoop for someone.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I’ve flatted with a National Party activist DPF. Are you accusing me of being in league with the National Party? I’ve even slept with a girl who voted for Act (maybe that makes me an Act Party activist?). oh dear, it all just gets a bit confusing doesn’t it? … This is grasping at straws i’m afraid. Pathetic.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
No, Satan.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Well if information you had access to mysteriously kept turning up in National’s hands then maybe…
November 6th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Roger, Did you ever have conversations about what you Nat flatmate was up to in terms of their activism?
p.s. I hope he secretly stuck your toothbrush up his arse everynight.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
sorry Roger, did you secretly tape a labour conference whilst you were flatting with the national activist, then send those recordings to the national strategist and drip fed it to the media?
If not your comment is irrelevant.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Highbury: it was a “she”, idiot.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
roger nome: “I’ve flatted with a National Party activist DPF. Are you accusing me of being in league with the National Party? I’ve even slept with a girl who voted for Act (maybe that makes me an Act Party activist?). oh dear, it all just gets a bit confusing doesn’t it? …”
Wouldn’t surprise us if you did both these things to try and get dirt on National or Act though.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
To all rabid Nat conspiracy theorists – it’s called the burden of proof. The moral of the story is, rely on the facts, not your fertile imaginations.
[DPF: I asked you once to change your icon. That is now 10 demerits.]
November 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Nome a female sheep is called a EWE not a GIRL!
November 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
roger – ya might wanna look at your own party when it comes to conspiracy theories..
November 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
So did I – that two timing bitch.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
“I’ve even slept with a girl who voted for Act (maybe that makes me an Act Party activist?).”
You have to be 18 to vote woger.
Or was it another hot night out with woger and his woofies.?
November 6th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Well, I guess even prostitutes vote so you’d expect the odd one to vote for ACT, wouldn’t you?
November 6th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Eww… Nat activists need to get nicer hobbies. But hey, who am I to judge what gets people their jollies. Is it painful?
November 6th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
llew – i was there remember? Those Act voters are so greedy.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
“llew – i was there remember? Those Act voters are so greedy”
What’s greedy about getting 3 inches at each end?
November 6th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I never knew sheep could vote let alone for ACT. Hmmm
November 6th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Double EWWW!!
I dunno, happy to take your word on the experience Nef.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Nice work Nefarious. Comment of the day.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
DPF – hadn’t read that last request to change my icon. Will do it now.
[DPF: Okay demerits rescinded. I just think it is not on to use a photo of a real person who is not you]
November 6th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Burden of proof???? What the FUCK would a labour party lickspittle know about about burden of proof with all the shit they sling about based on nothing more than their experiences of their own dishonesty and their desperate desire to prove that others are one tenth as bad as they are.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
“Burden of proof???? What the FUCK would a labour party lickspittle know about about burden of proof”
Dont worry Murray I think it was a typo what he meant was “burden of poof”
November 6th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
roger
To all rabid Nat conspiracy theorists – it’s called the burden of proof. The moral of the story is, rely on the facts, not your fertile imaginations.
Umm, it’s not the Nats who have edited a few seconds of conversation out of a two-hour tape, refused to supply the whole tape to provide context, and claimed that the carefully-chosen highlights represent a ‘hidden agenda’.
Burden of proof?
Facts?
Do you even know what these things are?
November 6th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Phillip John/Roger Nome:
Does Kiwiblog have an avatar feature now? If so, why isn’t it showing up at my end?
November 6th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Nomestradamus – it only seems to show up when editing your own comments. I don’t know what DPF’s worried about if that’s the case for everyone.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
roger – you can’t count a blue blow up doll as a flatmate.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Cheers for that – DPF, perhaps you could clarify?
[DPF: Well I see them all, and I suspect some new feature will at some stage show them to everyone]
November 6th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Be fair Buggerlugs, it was a blow up sheep with a blue ribon.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
“I dunno, happy to take your word on the experience Nef.”
Don’t be so suburban llew, i thought you liberals were all about the cock?
November 6th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Totalitarian regimes use covert taping. Therefore it violates our open society. It’s certainly not the Kiwi way. Says plenty about those on the left that don’t see a problem with it.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Roger… Girls…
When will the lies end?
November 6th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Called Baarbara Nome I believe.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
That so? Well I’m liberal enough that I don’t mind what you get up to in the privacy of your own home. Ergo, happy to take your word on the practise.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
So much corruption among Labour and its far-left friends!
Is throwing them out of government enough? Shouldn’t there be some sort of investigation? Perhaps charges?
Sack H1′s police chief who didn’t chase up the Labour saboteurs who worked over Don Brash, and put in someone who will pursue these corrupt, venal, power-mad scum.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Eger Moron said at 2.56…
I’ve flatted with a National Party activist DPF. Are you accusing me of being in league with the National Party? I’ve even slept with a girl who voted for Act …
Whoa, Roger… That is what I call a really tight knit family, and politically diverse..
November 6th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Adolf:
“I never knew sheep could vote let alone for ACT”
That’s not very nice – calling your S.O. a sheep. Sorry to say she was a dud too – you need to look furtherer a field.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Woger you have slept with a GIRL ?, so I guess you’re seen as a black sheep in the Liarbore part.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
So you, along with Barnsely are a homophobic bigot SSB. What a surprise.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
As a soap dodging eternal student, vegan, leftie the only reason Roger gets laid is a because there are some woman out there born without a sense of smell.
[DPF: Wind the rhetoric down or demerits]
November 6th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Sleeping with a member of the opposite sex certainly rules you out of ever achieving high office in the Liars Party. Sheep are OK though so nome must be mistaken she was definitely a ewe.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
“That is what I call a really tight knit family, and politically diverse.”
Sorry to dash your dreams BB, but we aren’t related.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Highbury:
That’s vegetarian – get it right. Oh, and the ratio is about 5 vegetarian girls to every vegetarian guy. There’s a hint in there for you.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
stop biting roger, it only encourages them. That said some of the comments are pretty funny.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Who votes ACT. Her sense of smell would have overloaded long ago.
Heh – you guys are falling over yourselves to diss National & ACT women purely to take a cheap shot at Roger?
November 6th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Most weird cults have the 5:1 ratio like the Labour Party have 5 lesbians for every party girl.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
BTW – yesterday the secret taper was referred to here as a Keystone Kop (is that right? I can’t be bothered looking). It does seem coincidental that his name is pretty close.
[DPF: Not a coincidence. Me being clever
]
November 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
To be fair, if woger was fortunate enough to get lucky, it would more than likely be with a right wing type (probably very drunk and easier to “spike”).
Those leftie vagitarians don’t eat meat, not even in the tiniest of portions. woger, there’s a hint in there for you.
By the way, do you realise you come across as a desperate sexual predator?
November 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Someone told me this KK stuff including his cosy living arrangements was on Radio Live news at 3.00. Hopefully this is just the start. Looks like it might be another neutron bomb blowing up in Labour’s face.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Roger
“Oh, and the ratio is about 5 vegetarian girls to every vegetarian guy”
Spending all that time navigating your way through untamed bush doesn’t appeal to me. Give me a bird who likes to put meat in her mouth anyday.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Homophobic idiot…. What… Me?
Your capacity to absorb abuse is EPIC roger… Your ability to dish it out is. NOT.
How we will laugh next week.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Gnome, didn’t they teach you comprehension?
November 6th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Funny that Keizer’s mother had a letter to the editor in the Southland Times today saying that the Greens are the only ones you can trust…
November 6th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
roger gnome (3:54pm) – what’s with the faux outrage about bb’s “homophobic” behaviour?
Do you complain when Cullen makes his gay-baiting jibes in parliament…or do you only selectively take offense at those types of comments?
November 6th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
woger is rather septic today. Gnome, is your flatmate a P cook?
November 6th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
What is it you’re saying about Nat party activists D4J?
November 6th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Ah, llew the pathetic twister of words. Get a backbone.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Once more with feeling: Inflatable sex toys and imaginary friends do not count as flatmates, and dreams about having sex aren’t the real thing, despite what Numb insists…
November 6th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Nome, passing out on a sofa in the lounge of a flat in Castle street at the time a girl was present might technically qualify you as having “slept” with her but do you not think her claim of having voted ACT may have been a desperate attempt to avoid your drunken sexual advances and incoherent left wing jabberings?
November 6th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I repeat.. What homophobic behaviour.. I like everybody, colour, creed, orientation.. Doesn’t matter to me.
Apart from ginga’s of course. They are just not right. And are not to be trusted.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Dad, Roger said:
You said:
I just wondered why you said that. Did you really mean to slander Roger’s Nat party flatmate? Or do you need to get a brain?
November 6th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Barnsley
” I like everybody, colour, creed, orientation”
Even Liverpool fans????
November 6th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“Apart from ginga’s of course.”
There is a limit to my tolerance BBill.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
When our down syndrome severely retarded son was born it looked like he might be a ginga. We were obviously horrified and didn’t know quite how we would cope.
Luckily he turned out to have dark hair and we are obviously over the moon.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
This blog really gets low at times.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Great, isn’t it?
November 6th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
16a Highbury Rd, I just caught up with your earlier comment about the sad passing of the ability o MP’s to freely discuss issues at a personal level and agree wholeheartdely.
The keizer guy has done more damage to freedom and openness than many will concede and has a lot to answer for. Its called poisoning the well, and was one of the most despicable acts a desperate, vindictive and nearly defeated enemy could perform in earlier times.
It only takes the acts of a few to stuff it for the many.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
You are one sick dog and all children should be banned from going anywhere near 16a Highbury Rd !!!!
November 6th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Just to get serious briefly – is it actually legal to secretly tape a conversation & then have it played publicly?
[DPF: Legal yes. But I do regard his actions as vile - and a word I rarely use. ]
November 6th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Anyway this jackass Keizer is from a long line of lefties such as Rochelle Rees and Jacinda Adern who refuse to own up to their Socialist leanings and misrepresent themsleves as having some kind of independent, centrist point of view. Good work Whale and DPF for outing the duplicitious prick and his dopey bumfluff infested face.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Re the rogered gnome, it would seem that he must have been reading Tim’s book where he describes having “slept” with that silly blonde MP from the Greens.
oh well Rog, dreams are free I suppose
November 6th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
D4J… Breathe… through your nose.
16A, phew a lucky break there.
Big Bruv, I covered my dislike for Scouse monkeys during that glorious week after my Beloved Barnsley knocked them out of the cup..
November 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Is this National’s Neutron Bomb???
November 6th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
If it is Nationals Neutron bomb it is a damn site better than labours which resembled the “Neutron Dance” as performed by the Pointer Sisters
November 6th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Is there a convenient religious minority group he belongs to, like, say, the Exclusive Bretheren? Then we can really persecute him the same way Helen did.
Dutch Reformed Church perhaps? Not too many of them about!
(And before you all climb all over my back, I’m of Dutch descent, so back off! Ha ha!)
November 6th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
bruv: “Even Liverpool fans????”
Don’t push it mate. You’re a big man, but you’re out of condition.
I do this for a living…”
November 6th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Lee, have you been watching Michael Caine again? ……….. On your own?
November 6th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I gather the “revelations” of this secret tape were something of a damp squib for labour and possibly even an own goal.
Nevertheless I am more interested in what was said by one of our would-be leaders, than in the background of whoever made the tape.
It does show a bit of desperation (ok, a LOT!!) from Labour that they would get their own staffers to attempt this, but REALLY, who did you expect to be behind this tape? A member of the Young Nats or something? All the faux-outrage does is gets your more extreme fans going… but perhaps that is the idea?
November 6th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
To be honest pillowbiter, I was absolutely convinced it was the “secret tape fairy”.
But I was wrong, he just aired it on TV3 news and would have been outed by the victims long ago. Turns out it was some beard wearing pseudo intellectual peacenik from hurdy gurdy land who “flats” with Sue Bradford’s “Buy kiwi” labour party bitch.
November 6th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
oh my cover is blown! I was saving ‘Jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place…’ for eger.
November 6th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
ha ha.. as the polls firm I am at last starting to enjoy the build up.. Practicing for my two week belly laugh..
November 6th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
TV3 have just reported that KK is in hiding because he has been threatened with a bullet in the head.. No mention of his pedigree of course, or his links to Liarbour… Bullshit of course.. he has said he has over two hours of tape but has decided not to release anymore… He should be more worried about a shiny govt bmw running him down between now and when they have to give the keys to the new owners..
A bullet might be a bit extreme, perhaps an ear infucktion might be more appropriate…
It is amazing how quickly the wheels have fallen off the big red bus this year.
Difficult to decide what I am looking forward to the most..
1. A nice new shiny blue government.
2. or watching a tired dead red one eat itself in internecine scuffles as they all jockey for control.
[DPF: If there have been death threats, then I wouldn't joke about it. He may have acted in a vile manner, but there is no reason for anyone to threaten violence]
November 6th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
What did the TV3 poll say BB?
November 6th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
They outed the taper, and then said he is keeping his head down after receiving death threats..
I have just posted at No Minister on this including a picture of him looking very yellow.
November 6th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
David.. I completely agree with you. But I simply do not believe it. They have been caught. BY YOU AND CAM..
They are simply trying to spin their way out of it…
These clowns cannot buy a trick. Every dirty trick and sneaky attack has been exposed.
Thank god for the blogosphere because without you guys we would only have the distortions of the idiot garner to rely on.
November 6th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Hey roger nome – what was that you were saying about the last 3News/TNZ poll before 2005 being the most accurate of all?
http://www.3news.co.nz/News/Poll-shows-Houdini-act-needed-for-Helen-Clark-to-win/tabid/209/articleID/78778/cat/87/Default.aspx
National/ACT/UF 64 seats – majority is 62
Oh dear!!
Oh, and by the way, Colmar Brunton said pretty much the same – Nat/Act/UF can govern – Labour/Greens/Jim/Maori Party can’t. At the risk of sounding arrogant – we win, you lose, eat that!
November 6th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Barnsley Bill , He’s probably hiding over at Sue Bradnford’s place. Cmon, let’s grab our pitchforks and go there.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Don’t forget the garlic and holy water.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
“Ferdinand
I’ve just remembered that only political parties have access to electronic electoral roll (which you’d need to do this kind of cross reference) and using it like this is illegal.
[DPF: You should go check out what a habitation index is, and also the whitepages]
”
Odd, Mr Keizer does not appear in the white pages…
[DPF: No but Mr Day does]
November 6th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
The so called “secret tapes” are a bore beyond sleep deprivation. Wee-wiz, some National members have personal views. What is more telling is that those responsible and TV3 running with this stuff. Kind of reminds me of that Target programme on TV3 looking to catch plumbers going through pantie drawers, but finding the pantie draws empty. We call that shooting blanks boys.
Perhaps the secret tapers ought to be outed as blank shooting pantie sniffers, u know the types who hang round clothes-lines. Such is Labour’s pathetic campaign.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Habitation index is a document that only government departments have, not available to the general public.
November 7th, 2008 at 3:02 am
XavierG says on November 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm:
National’s Neutron Bomb is “We won, you lost, eat that”.
Watch the Labour casualties fall after 8 November.
November 7th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Isn’t it amazing that Philip John can still turn a whole Kiwiblog thread on it’s head and make it all about him? For fucks sake, leave the little prat be. That he felt it necessary to drag the women he’s slept with into it just shows the lack of class he has. And the rest of you … honestly.
You’re sitting on the selective editing of MPs comments, refusals to release the full tape and all the vile and reprehensible type of games the Left are so fond of playing and what is the best you can come up with?
Roger Nome.
Fucksakes.
Edit:
Swampy, the Habitation Index is available according the Electoral Amendment Bill of 2001. You need to fork out for it, maybe that’s why you think it’s only available to government departments?
Nice attempt to divert from the odious actions of the left. Not going to wash though.
November 7th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Swampy
Sure about that? To quote a Privacy Commissioner report
The roll is made available in electronic form to registered political parties and candidates and is also reformated into the habitation index which can be searched by address. The roll and habitation index are made available for sale.
http://www.privacy.org.nz/electoral-amendment-bill-no-2-2001/?highlight=authorise
Discovering someone who runs a polling company (DPF) has a copy ain’t exactly surprising. What next – Pope outed as secret Catholic?
Pascal – well said.
November 7th, 2008 at 9:59 am
What am incestuous country we are. Looks like we are almost all related to everyone else, or soon will be or at least lived with someone who has flatted with someone who went to school with someone who knew some one who is or was related to someone or might be related to someone some time in the future. Whew!!!!!!!!!
November 7th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Talking about the Tangata Whenua Ian……………….I thought we had a totally unnecessary grossly overpaid party jerk called a “Privacy Commissioner” who despite his outrage over many trivialities seems to have been struck dumb in relation to this issue.